good thing my mom always taught me not to go out with girls that only wants your money

thus I have became the stingiest men and am very strict

usually i am extremely dark parson

my dark has a shadow

two faced?

but the trick is to be an actor

if a woman goes after your money, does that make her honest and easier to handle?

its obvious tho, cus most women expect the guy to pay for meals

I would straight up ask to share the bill

it makes her too pricy

lol. it does

i go out with them on places where you buy your own stuff like some little food stand on the street

and you don't bring any money just your transportation fee

then you have an excuse xD

people owning these stands love you because you provide customers ;D

just be a Chad and tell them they have the priviledge of taking you out and paying for it

spend money on other chicks while she's around 😂

nooo don't spend money on chicksssss

I never spend money on chicks

the only time i did when it was give and take

but even so the stinginess made it harder for me to give

I ended up taking :v

once i saw a pretty cashier in a store
i bought a room number (the ones they put on doors) with 69 on it
i won

lool

thats what the only thing i bought lul

😂

hello, i'd like this 69 please

she cost me like what 1-2 dollars?

:3

haha women are cheap then, you buy them with money

us men, you can't buy us

but you can slave them away for the promise of a paycheck

yup

isn't that the same thing?

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I also learned something, you have to act like a victim and weak, feminine in most situation to win.

am I supposed to be impressed? 😂 that one before yours with the mirror made be laugh the fuck out loud 😂

glad i helped ;D

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