Message from @badtanman

Discord ID: 328962775126638593


2017-06-26 18:16:22 UTC  

assuming her profile is accurat

2017-06-26 18:16:23 UTC  

e

2017-06-26 18:16:47 UTC  

ask if you can wear kitten heels around her

2017-06-26 18:16:59 UTC  

is that some sort of anime fetish gear

2017-06-26 18:17:18 UTC  

also no wonder i never get responses, i have "How to Bomb the US Government" listed as my favorite book

2017-06-26 18:17:21 UTC  

it's short heels you dip

2017-06-26 18:17:45 UTC  

you want me to wear this?

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274262571367006208/328962052494196738/1024px-Kitten_heels.png

2017-06-26 18:17:53 UTC  

yes

2017-06-26 18:17:59 UTC  

idk how to tell you this but

2017-06-26 18:18:04 UTC  

heels make my feet hurt

2017-06-26 18:18:18 UTC  

thats why i reversed the hrt

2017-06-26 18:18:42 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274262571367006208/328962294522576907/image.png

2017-06-26 18:19:25 UTC  

also i kind of look like barcode in my profile pic somehow

2017-06-26 18:19:32 UTC  

this is going to go GREAT

2017-06-26 18:19:55 UTC  

@queenarchitect lies, they're heels with cats

2017-06-26 18:20:09 UTC  

lol

2017-06-26 18:20:13 UTC  

i'd wear those

2017-06-26 18:20:22 UTC  

i have betsey johnson cat earrings

2017-06-26 18:20:27 UTC  

@badtanman owns a pair, ask to borrow his

2017-06-26 18:20:37 UTC  

false

2017-06-26 18:20:41 UTC  

basically HUGE cats dangling from my ears

2017-06-26 18:21:31 UTC  

yeah don't wear that

2017-06-26 18:21:40 UTC  

would it be a bad idea to play my tekken 3 cd if i ever pick her up for a date

2017-06-26 18:22:01 UTC  

i wore them when i was crazy dressing college girl

2017-06-26 18:22:38 UTC  

blue corduroy plants, orange oxfords and a red stripped shirt lol

2017-06-26 18:23:12 UTC  

she likes loud concerts

2017-06-26 18:23:17 UTC  

hmmm

2017-06-26 18:23:28 UTC  

this is good

2017-06-26 18:23:36 UTC  

did you tell her you're portuguese

2017-06-26 18:23:38 UTC  

because i have a hard time hearing

2017-06-26 18:23:41 UTC  

due to that

2017-06-26 18:23:42 UTC  

she's probably held a guy's hand before, impure

2017-06-26 18:23:54 UTC  

ugh dont even put that filth in my head

2017-06-26 18:24:05 UTC  

@queenarchitect fuck i shouldnt responded with are you polish

2017-06-26 18:24:08 UTC  

shouldve*

2017-06-26 18:24:09 UTC  

lol

2017-06-26 18:24:19 UTC  

WASTED OPPORTUNITY

2017-06-26 18:24:25 UTC  

also she doesnt look like a med qt

2017-06-26 18:24:30 UTC  

it would have made convo laugh

2017-06-26 18:24:31 UTC  

maybe potato