I'm not yo daddeh....

...i hope not

e-e

You might.

I'm not your dad

Your working on it with my mom.

*Leaves to go get milk for 20 years*

Please I need a new dad.

I'm going dad shopping.

it only took 10 years for my dad to get milk

Just dont rape me.

How old is your mom and how much of a thot is she?

Im just going out for cigarettes

Oh she sells me for sex.

I am the thot.

Im jk.... I am troll dads.

O.o

*Starts dialing CPS number*

Thats fine.

At least I will have a home.

Mr fancy over here with a box

Go to sleep

There I fixed ur problem pay me 10 ahri pics for this therapy session

Would you take Felix porn instead?

Good audiobook indeed

Nah, Traps are straight you just are a denier

But I only have one picture of Felix and it's the Angry Gay Reaction meme.

traps are not gay

theyre the straightest thing ever

@EmptyEagle you send me felix hentai pics ill nuke you

Right off the server

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I'm not even going to look for some to do that.

Kinda gay

But I won't do that sir

However if you have funny felix pics that I could use as apfp I'll take those

I was galivanting about town happily all day for the first time in like 2 months

Then @legendpinnen happened

im not legend who is that

I brought you into this world and I can take you out

I'm the legend now