Remember to flip your mattress every 4 years

@ToastMcGhost "I hate knowing everything" is a great name for a satirical book about nothing

And replace it every 8

I hate knowing everything: a practical guide to go your own way

Too long

How about a guide on how to get mashu potato as your waifu

bout to make some coffee

Quiero que bailar tu pelo despacito

and eat this fucking concha

I don't need a book for that yedig

Dude if you drink mead don't forget to break the goblet after you drink it

Makes you more badass

The more Mashu acts shy and bashful the more I protecc

@hel what if you want more mead?

..you take another goblet

Then break it

mead is gross.

Then scream HAIL ODIN

We are enemies

Infinite goblets

i'll be fine

you won't.

it's the other way around.

*squints eyes*

no, i'm fairly confident my initial statement was correct.

Dis nigga added a period at the end of his sentence but didn't capitalize the first word

i'm fairly confident i'm the greatest keyboard warrior around.

I don't even have a keyboard

REAL G'S TYPE WITH A XBOX CONTROLLER

i'm just saying, every d&d amon amarth fanboy i know that's made mead, shit was disgusting

i actually got that idea from rune classic

Man their has been 0 woman at my work only since the past 3 months and the company has never run better

no dama no drama

Yea exactly! we had a female in management that was full on embezzling and almost took the whole company down, but it was fine once she was gone

No tact. She would've kept going until she sucked the company dry

did you change your pic

Yes ma'am

i will use your phrase IRL

without creditting you

@ToastMcGhost she was dumb, it's a small company too and my boss had a drug problem a year ago and she just took the opportunity to rob him

Not surprised, she would've done the same if it was her husband