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*shit*

now am afraid.

i don't eat it anymore mostly because the food joints i go to tend to be disrespectful or just jack the prices absurdly high

House owns all the waifus

House?

Gone dammit.

Am fucked.

👀

Lol, it’s a video game bud

I really screwed myself badly.

What am confused about is how some people in here say that they have fapped 5 times.

and they don't seem to be worried.

Why would they be?

But am over here freaking out for my life.

5 times a day or 5 times ever?

and my future.

I’ve done it like 12

5 times a day.

i think.

Not now, but when I was a teen? That was a mission

am not sure.

but anyway. I fap every day.

but only 1-2 times.

I sprayed that shit all over the school toilets

👀

I’m a monster 😭

i think am likely to get fucked over by my decisions.

in the future.

How so

You know how!

😑

heh, i remember going ham at it 3 times in a row in a span of 5 hours
when i stood up i turned blind and almost fainted

Sparkles, you have a million scenarios you could do, I do NOT know how

Okay. The reason why is because if i continue fapping every day, my testosterone will decrease so low that am afraid that I may turn into a fucking soyboy.

that is why.

thats not how it works.

You’re not gonna turn into a soyboy, unless you’re already there

😐

fuck.

when i work out girls end up getting jealous because i have thinner waists than them

does this make me a femboy or am i doomed by my own genetics?