I was in high school lol

Fucking younguns

ur old

I'll old u

how will you do that? im above you

Bush did 9/11

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Not another lecture about how everything gives you heartburn

Anything but that

🤔

Staying up too late gives me heartburn

XD

Ever notice How ISIS never attacked Israel

that was fucking perfect

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and then karen comes in and just fucking takes the kids

But you can be karen and take the kids away <:GWcentralPikaLUL:377110562116468766>

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she's going to speak to your manager, first

Then ill speak to her manager then

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it doesn't matter, she'll get the courts to triple your child support payments

karen doesn't have to work, anymore

Then Ill just tell the judge no u

Now the judge has to pay alimony

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uno reverse card

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I'll tell my mom on u and she'll call ur mom

Bam grounded

are you fucking kidding me?

She's not my real dad what's she going to do

Then I'll call your mother's Boyfriend and tell him shes moving to you

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She's moving to my location

Shes moving to your 2nd Father in Kaw's Location

KAW

CAWW CAWW CAWWWW

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My father is not in a kaw