Proof

ill send proof

Send pics of qt bf

deez nuts

broer ik sloop je a vriend ik doe veembeeo ik ben kaulo slim

not cheating in 2018

gay

smh my head

English only

bro hjb fakka neef

even dating in 2018 is gay

I rekon pirate is prolly the dude at the register

Cheating is for faggots

fuck you pirate virgin

i cheat all the time

thats why u get a hooker

fag

2018 is real broken heart hours

My heart shattered

still doing/not doing [something] in [current year] lol

Made me gay

kek

pozzed u up boy

imagine being named *MELVIN*

fuck die is goed

fuck melvin

tf

i bet pirate has an instagram meme account

^

nope

he def does

i dont even have an instagram

that shits gay

Dab on niggers i must

he started a meme subreddit