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His butt plug. That kinky bastard.
@Happy Humble Hermit

nexus' cheeks ain't safe

they gettin busted

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They are never safe. Not when am around.

I would dive under the ocean to get me some of that 'Nexus ass'.

Working at a restaurant that hosts a lot of events is interesting I get to see a lot of people do really stupid shit

Like getting married

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*OOF*

oh boy

i would drag my dick through shattered glass to hear him fart in the general vc channel

what a day it must be.
@OG

Yeah this guy cut his cake with an fake axe because he was a Skyrim nerd

It was next level cringe

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Dude married an overweight black chick

Smh

*(IT'S* *TIME* *TO* *STOP!)*
@OG

What

Ever see the groom say, Nah fuck this I'm out?

@shango yes

That is what I would have been thinking of at that moment.
@OG

Yes I did too

On the normal business days it's a lot of old people dancing to shitty singing of oldies

i updated my comment to make it better ya'll to understand.

Which is also cringe

If I saw that shit, I would be laughing and applauding

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Let me just commit Roblox.
Don't call me.
Just don't.

Bruh

bruh

I saw this kid fortnight floss in the middle of the dance floor one event

For like four hours

Bruh moment

Tell him to save some puss for the rest of us

Jeeze I can't buy enough pua dvds to compete with that

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*"It's* *about* *time* *to* *cleanse* *faggots* *of* *their* *retardation.* *This* *will* *not* *be* *allowed* *in* *my* *planet"*

gotta give up some cheeks for cleansing nigga

That's what I say in my head every night at work @Sparky

I'm monk kids, you guys can have all the wimmins

Spare coochie? @shango

i dipped out of tfm to get food so i dont have to leave the kids alone