^

because

be interested in me instead

i was just kidding

i said i’d get you the burnt toast

what more do you want

pussy crumbs

tbh

yikes

i want you to play world of warcraft with me and be my night elf gf

that’s what i want

will u play runescape with me

f2p?

alright i’ll buy a wow membership

nah p2p

buy me a bond and ill play osrs with you zach

bet

i got like a 2b bank

jenae if you get wow i will unironically carry you

say that

get me wow

and ill play

who needs females

amirite

dicks ftw

the only reason i wouldn’t get it is bc i wouldn’t wanna suck and have you be mad at me

youre not female and cannot be a nelf gf

but if you’re willing to carry me

i can tuck my dick inbetween my legs

i wouldn’t be mad if u sucked

and pretendd

im already rated 2800 on my pally and 2650 on my dk

i don’t need to win anymore

i could also hook u up with mounts and shit

good

i have 800k bank rn

shit player

not even 2b

2b is impossible

nahh

oh god oh fuck