also in the army

it’s unfortunate he’s married

is a staff sarnt

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even more unfortunate

you’ve never seen my brother

okay and

then why are u interested

gold digger

why do you care <:Thonk:512151852955992064>

maybe he has a grande peen

^

because

be interested in me instead

i was just kidding

i said i’d get you the burnt toast

what more do you want

pussy crumbs

tbh

yikes

i want you to play world of warcraft with me and be my night elf gf

that’s what i want

will u play runescape with me

f2p?

alright i’ll buy a wow membership

nah p2p

buy me a bond and ill play osrs with you zach

bet

i got like a 2b bank

jenae if you get wow i will unironically carry you

say that

get me wow

and ill play

who needs females

amirite

dicks ftw

the only reason i wouldn’t get it is bc i wouldn’t wanna suck and have you be mad at me

youre not female and cannot be a nelf gf

but if you’re willing to carry me

i can tuck my dick inbetween my legs

i wouldn’t be mad if u sucked