bc you not like them other matt bitches 😤

you’re mat

ya some of them are well adjusted people and not dum subhumans

gn bros

Every other Matt I know is gay

funny that you say that chii, my name is actually matt <:blushing:515034082065776640>

No it isn’t

uuuuh.. yea it uuuuuh

yea it is

Your name literally says NOT MAT

yeah i’m not mat, i’m matt

You’re gay more like

ya

I like boys 🤤

well

one boy

Who doesn’t these days

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Helo

YO THIS GUY AINT ONE OF US. HE SAID HED FUCK A SHEEP

An actual sheep

Like a whole ass sheep?

Everything looks so far away and my hands are sweating profusely

Hilarious times

My body is being poisoned

My arms are so heavy

stop smoking weed

^

Nees week weed is hevy

Lol

Weed head

Lmao one time I jerked off in my friend’s bed

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one time i jerked off

No one was home though

Moose if I jerked off in your bed and told you about it years later would you be pissed?

Be honest moose

No, all I hope is that you didn't cum on my bed. Would be shocked for a bit

i jerked off and came on mooses head