and then ill be like PA GET THE SHOT GUN

or a museum <:blushing:515034082065776640> 😤

yeah or a fuckin museum LOL

DROP THE ROPE @canker

all my buddies were like “damn i guess she finally met tyrone” etc

FUCKER TO THE RIGHT @canker

Who robs a museum

“zach i cannot do this fucking puzzle”

kinda triggered me but it’s a joke so idc

“you can do it... are you done yet?”

“sTOP RUSHING ME”

the army literally has cadences about dear john since it’s so common lol

"ima take this shortcut....shit"

thats so sad though

who tf writes a letter sayin yo i found another mans

dear johnald

like cmon really?

she wrote to me about

A lot of thots actually

are you

oh my god

yeah where’s he at now though lmfao

Wot

I'd actually be big fuckin mad if a female did that to me.

i dont get mad often

“this distance really isnt working, and im having a hard time remembering all of the positives in our relationship with you not being here.” etc

ow

ouch homie ❤ much love comin frome the interwebs

said something like “it’s really hard to love you when you’re not able to be there for me”

^^

pretty much pinned it all on me

that night was so gay

literally like three days before infantry graduation

bitch u there for her cause u fuckin protectin they asses. tbh the military is like one of the bravest things people can do

^

it's retarded

ripped up all my letters from her, tore the pics of her out of my locker etc

it takes SO Fuckin much to join bravery wise

Yeah I got the same shit if I remember correct

I was pretty fucked up from it tbh

dang i wonder if these ho's go to like wikihow or someshit and type "how to break up with someone in the military"