she doesn’t know im in the army

FAIR POINT

i mean i told her pillow talk after we fucd

but initially no

sometimes you can tell

if shes pregnant i will burn her apartment down

based

while she sleep

military men carry themselves differently

especially army guys

“Chad the dad”

put that fetus in the nade launcher m16a4

^^

chad the murderer because i retuse to have a kid

not murder if you find out soon enough ™

so you’re pro abortion

silly moon we havent used m16s in a fat minute

we use m4

then get back to the 16's

nerd army

i’m pro choice <:2niggaskissin:533866194772688917>

based

pro abortion, anti choice

Just suck the jizz back into your pp

i am a grenadier though

i be noob tubin

we love intelligent men

That’s basically what a pp is

>he doesnt have boomerang jizz
>3020 - 1001

A thick bendy straw

yeah and you gotta forcefully suck the juices out

just like a straw

suck the jizz
implying id go down on a girl i don’t know

Fuck No

Wat

but youd put your dick in her

^

yessir :3

based

perhaps also redpilled

insert and skrrt