women aren’t very honest

yeah they be like "im a virgin"

literally shut the fuck up

but they donmt be..................

i refuse to imbregnate a girl named adrianna

I’m pooping and the dog is sad because he’s not in here with me

ubly ass name

you dumb fucking can’t

ubly

He’s running up and down the stairs crying

me

i’m gonna tell loah if you don’t stop being a dumb incel

Poor doge

When you can’t poop with your best friend

He’s too big for the bathroom

poor baby

she has absolutely no reason to lie to me about getting bregnant

more like

POOP BABY

let him in just put him in the bathtub

why would someone want to get pregnant by someone she met thqt night

you’re in the army

child support

sheon know that

my mom did that with me

benefits

fair point

she doesn’t know im in the army

FAIR POINT

i mean i told her pillow talk after we fucd

but initially no

sometimes you can tell

if shes pregnant i will burn her apartment down

based

while she sleep

military men carry themselves differently

especially army guys

“Chad the dad”

put that fetus in the nade launcher m16a4

^^

chad the murderer because i retuse to have a kid