“Hey everyone, I have a gun in my bag. Now that I have your attention, don’t lose it until I’m done.”

kek

adrianna i know what we had isnt a fucking fairy tale but please oh god oh fuck get my semen out of your bagina please oh god i dont want to be a fucking dad oh fuck

aint that what them tampons for tho???? 😳

^

does that work

No thats what pads are for

Retard

a turkey baster should do the trick

moon are u a girl

moon BOY

That’s what those dildos with the fake cum are for

everyone keeps asking that

Dragon dildos

Yeah those

moon you’re just girly <:he_cute:516612323558031370>

dragons and dildos

d&d

epic

Dildos and dragons

<:he_cute:516612323558031370>

You had it backwards

sorry sir <:blushing:515034082065776640>

doesn’t acidic vagene kill sperm

lemons in coochie

it might

i remember reading that

Make her drink copious amounts of Mountain Dew

but it might throw off her PH balance

have u guys seen that herbal abortion thing

which could give her a yeast infection

you put mint in your pussy or something

Make her dip till the babby dies

Based yeast infections

Didn’t know girls vagenes involved chemistry

DIPSKI IN THE (pussy) LIPSKI

you really shouldn’t put things in your vagene

Women are sub human

tampons are pretty bad for you

but pads are basically diapers

so i don’t fuck w em