iam calm

do u want some egg honey

honey egg

Don’t be mean to my friend or I’ll uhhh

Give you a bad review on Uber

haha

you giving out uber reviews

And then I’ll uhhh

because you riding people all night long!!

i sukle the egg

Drink all of your Capri sun

fuck what do i do with all this pepsi cherry then

drown howard stern in it

ight omw

Put it in that teapot and brew some Pepsi tea

cherry pepsi sounds good rn

idk why i dont eveb like soda

pepsi cherry always sounds good

hes pushin that fucken goopmobile

cherry colas are one of the better sodas tho

ever had a good ol

pepsi ginger

no

pepsi < coke

does that even exist in america

im not sure

i dont think it does

thats a fucking intense cromch

i used to follow those korean eating asmr dudes

jesus

delicious

that's one HELLA cronch

i love koreanfood

mhm yup delicious

why didnt you eat out the asian girl then

fake korean food fan

too affectionate

Maybe you gotta put some ramen flavor packets in the coochie