so don’t try to blame your inability to talk to women on me

retard

fuck you

i would be talking to her just fine if you didnt fiucking freak me out

that’s not even true

you ask me and zach how to reply all the fucking time

Ahem

Fuck Niggers

I REFUSE TO GIVE A FUCK ABOUT MINORITIES

i feel like puking

everything is fine

Dude, relax

It's just a girl

and she’s still interested

Which is weird

it was a JOKE

What who said that

die

its ok

“i can’t tell when she’s joking”

*says it’s a joke fifty times*

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“yeah i can’t tell”

DOESNT HELp

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small brain

STOP

BULLYING

THE CUMBY

everything is alright

iam calm

do u want some egg honey

honey egg

Don’t be mean to my friend or I’ll uhhh

Give you a bad review on Uber

haha

you giving out uber reviews

And then I’ll uhhh

because you riding people all night long!!

i sukle the egg

Drink all of your Capri sun