based

i started shmonkin schweed in 7th grade

ur wild for this one

is this dark magic?

nigger magic

2019 is the year of the gf

wait <:sam:513280442443628554>

2019 is the year i finally kill myself (probably)

mfw ill only experience two months of 2019 stateside <:sam:513280442443628554>

2019 is not the year of the gf

pooland will be epic u can fugg all the kurwas u want

i don’t want sex <:AAAAAAA:512241780507279376>

want gf

why have you had unprotected sex with 7 women in the last 3 weeks then

because

im empty

no ur gay

also it was only 6

one was proteccd

sex is gay <:samgun:514387368266956803>

i just want my heart sucked

<:samgun:514387368266956803>

ok fornicator

ok fapper <:he_cute:516612323558031370>

i am fapman too

pictured: caf buying shitbox

sneed

i used to be sneed

fellas i think im going bald

i wouldn’t

being bald is shit

you wouldn't what

go bald

I'm go dum

don’t do it mayne

this was during basic training

like octoberish

when i graduated basic but hadnt began infantry school