I am the big straight

Lookin forward to it

I'll shave the ole stinker

Best friend said to his roommate (female) "Can we have sex now?" Jokingly. She told him "No, I'll call the police." He goes "After I'm done with you, then you can call the police."

Yikes

And this officially got too gay for me

who is this best friend, Jive the Space Shield

God I love my name.

**American Psychological Association lists "stoicism" as a negative trait in new guidelines for treating men**

Kek.

Hello hel

ahoy sailor

He doesn't want her because she hit the wall too hard.
Best friend is sort of A MGTOW. But living with a roommate

Post 30 female roommate

Disaster waiting to happen

I see

I wanna name my daughter ABCDE

He can't stand her mouth acting like Eveline (RE5) childish behavior.

He went gay because of women, hahaha

And what do tops have? Ultra large dildos?

Its like in the bible "There's a little Delilah in every girls"

All the women he dated cheated on him

Took his heart to heal in 7 years.

Yeah, its like he can smell them down there. He goes something smelled fishy?

Is it thursday?

Life's better when you go own way

I'm only gay on Thursday.

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The gayness lamp is OUT in this server

I'm gay because I'm in love with myself

No further gayness will be tolerated

Until thursday

I was playing VR now my hip hurts

@massa (mah-sah) I'm always on top, very aggressive

No, I will break you

I'm not gay

I identify as XYZ sadly

If women want to be with someone 6ft tall. Why not go date an engineer?

Gay banter aside, I'm straight as fuck

I'm only questionably homosexual because I was in the Navy

Sorry bruh