Went to a bougie fucking protestant high school

we only sang white ass church songs

and sometimes weezer for some reason

kek based

say it ain't sooooo

lmao i thought there was a noise coming from the closet but it was my stomach

it was weird man

hey hey

it's hip hip u bastard

god people didn't stop singing island in the sun for a fucking month

that's what I thought

but google said hey hey

google RETARD ed

you're prolly right

hip hip

God pooping at work is so stressful

Gotta be fast

nah dude, I take 40 min shits someties

I have to take 30 second shits

During the day you can’t shit at all if you’re alone

brutal man

I actually just got out and I come back to register to it beeping to authorize gas pump and I looked out and this dude is just shaking his head at me

I’m sorry bro I gotta poop.

sounds like time for a new job

speaking of new job, I'm thinking of applying for the HR position at work, but it comes with a pay CUT and LESS hours

fucking dumb as hell

This image is great without the caption

I'm gonna head to bed. Night kiddos

night kai

Night nugget head

Lmao

I saw that faggot

shut

Why would you post it only to delete it

idk

was too gay

Secret safe with me

thank u