Everyone calm down

based Matt for President

sleep time?

Nigga time

it's always nigga time

No

It’s Sunday so almost church time

Then back to nigga time

niggas church

they church sing the best

soul music

Amen

My mom dated a lot of black men so I actually went to a lot of black churches

I went to church a lot when I was younger

same i went to catholic school k-12🤓

gross

ur moms a niggerfucker

Went to a bougie fucking protestant high school

we only sang white ass church songs

and sometimes weezer for some reason

kek based

say it ain't sooooo

lmao i thought there was a noise coming from the closet but it was my stomach

it was weird man

hey hey

it's hip hip u bastard

god people didn't stop singing island in the sun for a fucking month

that's what I thought

but google said hey hey

google RETARD ed

you're prolly right

hip hip

God pooping at work is so stressful

Gotta be fast

nah dude, I take 40 min shits someties

I have to take 30 second shits

During the day you can’t shit at all if you’re alone

brutal man

I actually just got out and I come back to register to it beeping to authorize gas pump and I looked out and this dude is just shaking his head at me

I’m sorry bro I gotta poop.

sounds like time for a new job