nope not hobo johnson
frank lopez is my lord and savior
all i want in life is some overpriced merch
Yes Matt it’s me thank you for noticing
Got some news
Love experts
Apparently she teaches labs
Somehow I got a teacher gf what the heck
She signed up for it and gets paid apparently
Oh also my roommate left so I can have chicken for breakfast woohoo
Ohgodohfuch she’s doing it again
I asked her if she thought teaching was fun and she said she likes being in charge
so basically
she’s a dommy mommy
based and perhaps redpilled
Idk
Welp help me plz
You know all of the stuff about this
welp isn’t in this server
I thought he was
that’s minecraft mommies
Oh okay
Whoops
Thank you
Finally I got some chicken
Delicious
microwaved chicken tendies
OK
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It’s the only food I have
Besides the bit o honeys
And I don’t wanna eat those
Plus they have bbq
bbq is disgusting
Nah
I’m southern, remember?
southerners
disgusting
