sad reality -gooey cookies are just undercooked cookies. you’ll never have gooey cookies if you want to cook them properly. <:sadcowboy:513692675812360192>

salmon ella

I’m about to make every single one of you niggas in XCOM 2 so you can all be my cannon fodder soldiers

nice

I drank way too much coffee

Heart is literally burning

good

it’s what you deserve

<:sam:513280442443628554>

For what

for being a whore

But

You

But

You know what ok

At least your dog isn’t coughing again

I hate "nibba"

Back in my day we used to hard R on the playground

God oh fuck mgs3 snake eater sound track getting me emotional

oh fuck oh god

salmon ella

i’ve been seeing so many cops lately. one was behind me for a good portion of my commute and I was shakin. as soon as we got into an area with two lanes the little weeny man fucking passed me

not cool

Lol

I was trying sooo hard to obey the law

and this man zooted right past me

mick’s top ten saddest moments of 2019

little weeny man

little weeny man

was a k-9 cop

didn’t see the yog <:sadcowboy:513692675812360192>

F

f is right

it would’ve made all of the stress worth it

are they trained how to sit in the car, or do they go in a cage 🤔

@mixim my friend has 2 cousins and their names are sam and ella n when u reference them it's always sounds l ike salmonella

lmao that’s actually really funny and unfortunate for them

and they have a younger brother gus

my sisters name is sam and we used to have a dog named ella so I guess it would’ve been the same for them