shipping here takes weeks

tfw can not read

readmin

i like reading

although it makes me schleepy

haven read a thing since middle school

i never read anything thru hs

i cannot be forced to read

plus they don’t make u read cool warhammer books in school <:monkaS:511746507494391819>

me telling rick to stop gaming

me outside reving my 305

brandon lets go!!!!

711 closes in an hours and they have 50% off white monsters

Monster Zero Ultra*

Nigger

tfw 3 for 5 deal *snap*

Boomers only know them as white monsters daft

Fukn retord

or simply as sips

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Thus

@skap why don’t you like bladee

my favorite bagel place closes at three <:sadcowboy:513692675812360192>

I wanna bagel

Aren’t bagels for Jews?

uuh

uuuuuuh

i have an i love bagels keychain lol

bagels are a blessing

but theyre carbs

f

🤷🏼‍♀️

If you go to a bagel shop you’re a chump tbh

come to ny and try to say that

foo

bagels over everything

Pipe down pizza rat

live by the bagel die by the bagel

How big is your nose