#BanAssaultKnives

@GingerSnaps I used to live in AZ and female cop shootings were a weekly thing

What i want to know is when the fuck is someone going to go all bushido on someone and slice of their head with a katana. lol

Police are trained to shoot if they feel their life or the lives of others are in danger. Of course women would shoot more

Females have no place in combatant situations. Even against other women.

How do people in the UK cut their food without knives?

I understand the idea of not wanting to let go of the protection you have, hell I have a gun that I shouldnt have, but still, I think it s safer if no1 had any but the police (yeah i know i m an hypocrit)

Nothing spooks me more then being pulled over by a female cop

@EmptyEagle with about 30 permits

It was legit scary to see a female cop approach you , as long as you are bigger than her regardless of the situation, all she has to say is she felt threatened and she can unload in you

they need an ID to wank now

get out asap anyone unfortunate enough to live there

@Gaarak tell that to the UK's murder rate

Porn magazines are about to make a comeback

Lol, the UK Gov love their permits too much.

its all a big pornmag conspiracy 🤔

Wait you need a license to masturbate in the UK now?

They're trying to introduce a porn streaming license

No, just to use adult websites.

Oi you got a loicense for that penis?

But basically yes

trying to control the internet with licenses isnt gonna work xD

Oh. Well that's nowhere near as weird but still fucked. Yeah get out while you can before the muslim rape gangs get you.

you say that but theyre arresting memers

Licenses are gay

Memers and Gamers are the true oppressed race.

I think you should have to be licensed and tested annually to have kids. THere's too many stupid, poor and unfit people having kids these days

I hear ebt cards are not gonna work soon, brace for the insanity my American friends

its about time

Fuck and i have a shit ton of food stamps saved up from when i was working last.

That awkward moment when the government collapses and you can't get tax refunds but they still tax your income

@GingerSnaps use them now get some dry foods you can store

problem with stupid people is this : if we had to put every stupid in prison there wouldn't be enough people to be the 'guards" (daymu cant find the proper word)

Ehh I always have to pay in at the end of the year anyway

@GingerSnaps rice and kidney beans can both last over 20 years if stored correctly

The prison guards would be tech nerds lol

That moment when you relize you'll never see that 6.2% ever again so really your taxes are just 6.2% higher.

Still makes me mad

@Reaper I guess i'm going to have to. I just don't have the space. I live with roommates that take up both fridges with food that they never eat. It's all quite frustrating, But maybe i'll have my own place before this happens.

Theres another funny quote in a french movie about it : "He's not crazy, he's just REALLY stupid, we don't medicate stupid people in asylums ... Can you imagine the size of the buildings ?"

just eat their food, problem solved