its all a big pornmag conspiracy 🤔

Wait you need a license to masturbate in the UK now?

They're trying to introduce a porn streaming license

No, just to use adult websites.

Oi you got a loicense for that penis?

But basically yes

trying to control the internet with licenses isnt gonna work xD

Oh. Well that's nowhere near as weird but still fucked. Yeah get out while you can before the muslim rape gangs get you.

you say that but theyre arresting memers

Licenses are gay

Memers and Gamers are the true oppressed race.

I think you should have to be licensed and tested annually to have kids. THere's too many stupid, poor and unfit people having kids these days

I hear ebt cards are not gonna work soon, brace for the insanity my American friends

its about time

Fuck and i have a shit ton of food stamps saved up from when i was working last.

That awkward moment when the government collapses and you can't get tax refunds but they still tax your income

@GingerSnaps use them now get some dry foods you can store

problem with stupid people is this : if we had to put every stupid in prison there wouldn't be enough people to be the 'guards" (daymu cant find the proper word)

Ehh I always have to pay in at the end of the year anyway

@GingerSnaps rice and kidney beans can both last over 20 years if stored correctly

The prison guards would be tech nerds lol

That moment when you relize you'll never see that 6.2% ever again so really your taxes are just 6.2% higher.

Still makes me mad

@Reaper I guess i'm going to have to. I just don't have the space. I live with roommates that take up both fridges with food that they never eat. It's all quite frustrating, But maybe i'll have my own place before this happens.

Theres another funny quote in a french movie about it : "He's not crazy, he's just REALLY stupid, we don't medicate stupid people in asylums ... Can you imagine the size of the buildings ?"

just eat their food, problem solved

Yeah that doesn't work. It's winter i can't afford to be kicked out.

You can't fix stupid but you can make it vote for you

If you eat them they can't kick you out

😂

Yeah, that's true. Eat the rich!

Politicians have always been masters of tricking stupid masses.

and it aint gonna change

ever

That's why we call them "useful idiots"

@GingerSnaps on amazon you can buy 1 gallon mylar bags, 60 for $50 you fill those up and seal them in 5 gallon drums and you don't need to refregerate, you would still need a bit of space though

Well unless you go full Facist or God Emperor.

@Reaper thanks for the tip.

It s still tricking the masses

if you believed in the Imperial truth you would know the Emperor doesn't want to be worshiped as a god

The whole idea of the "ideal emperor" has a big flaw : he wouldn't want that power