Get a haircut and get a real job

Clean up your act and dont be a slob

Get it together like your big brother bob

or just drink vodka but-

i had a lifeguarding job but the pool is being remodeled

*that would be illegal*

wow im a fetus

fetus deletius

Where did all you hoodlums come from?

washington

Omegle white pride tag

Lol

Nice

huh

straight white pride is sick

Im proud to be white

nothing wrong with that at all 😋

And im proud to be straight

Cant wait to pass on my genes

i don’t want children

If ur proud to be straight and white then why aren't u at old navy right fucking now

they’re kinda gross

If you dont want children then why are you alive

Thats like

idk

i haven’t graduated yet

What keeps the whole shitshow going

or an adult

so like

Youll change

i’m just kinda here to be educated

im a fetus :)))

i want children but i want to adopt

so i don’t have to deal with babies

Oh

Lame

giving birth doesn’t sound pleasant

Wise old person here. AMA

`and if i claim to be a wise man,

It surely means that i dont know.`

Did u just assume my fucking gender

yes