Welcome

what do you need me for?

👀

oh yes

For some tight bussy

I need you for big lawyer thingy

...

Erm..

NOW BE DEFENCE LAWYER

ok me is prosecution

I don't even know what he or she did

something ok!

?

Man this is pretty autistic

JUST DO IT

U FUCKING MORON

Pretty much up my alley

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fine

jeez

let me try and be as retarded as you so this works out

k me bring witnes

come her

ok

name and occupation

yes

very good

now testify

ok so I saw murder

objection

no u didn't

because there was no murder

FUCK

I mean

Who murdered

got to be reetard

me actually saw raep but thought it was murder

OBJECTION!

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it would hav ben imposibl for u 2 se dat

bekaus