what is this?

what do you need me for?

...

I don't even know what he or she did

?

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fine

jeez

let me try and be as retarded as you so this works out

objection

no u didn't

because there was no murder

OBJECTION!

it would hav ben imposibl for u 2 se dat

bekaus

there was no windows

so u must have went in

and rape

objekctino

no he wasn't

anyways

I was just going to say the sem

de witnes is guilty

*police arrest him*

I can't even

this is too retarded

you see

You can't really call me a whore because I'm a guy

people here are just so retarded

or just these two?

._.

that's not very nice

you remind me of a 10 year old on X box

please end this creature

also

what is Do not enter?

what happends if I enter?

that makes me not want to go

first of all

I'm a guy

second of all

what?

it even has a hazard sign on it

how about no

I'm not that hyped about porn

what the?

first of all

it's probably very gross

second of all

it has a hazard sign on it

also

wait a second

I'm not black

why am I called a " nigga "

I feel like i've been living under a rock