the sofabed cost more than the entire fucking room

but its *really* comfy

for frens who stay overnight

i'd bang all of you on that couch <:2niggaskissin:533866194772688917>

i have sand in my boypussy

i squirt sand from my benis

My ex girlfriend got cheated on by the dude she was with and now she is all over me and won't leave me alone what do

fuck her

in the anus

Hmm

casting couch

Ah

Life greatest question

What do I eat for lunch <:Thonk:512151852955992064>

pucci duh

No pussy to eat <:Thonk:512151852955992064>

Must make due

Chineee

@An unusually strange young man. ditch her dumbass

Wym

i mean literally ignore her

imagine going into a relationship knowing that it’s temporary

I'm on a live pd binge spree on youtube

and it's becoming a problem

also aren't 99% of the fucking relationships in your life temporary

that's like dating in high school and expecting to get married

She is trying to come see me <:Thonk:512151852955992064>

give her the load then tell her to hit the road

Wants to meet me in person she says <:Thonk:512151852955992064>

just fuck her then tell her to fuck off

you need to slam that p u c c i

be an absolute gigachad

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oh no

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Better price better leeps papa gubo