Im not gay but I would let a fag suck my dick with an ice cube in his mouth

in a non erotic way

>im not gay but

All the best sentences start with that

brokeback mountain is a masterpiece

its 8 am and today is exceedingly gay

Its 11;51 pm and tonight is exeedingly hetero

*bareback mountain

well obviosly they didnt use them they were out herding sheep

condoms that is

condoms came from sheep tho

By the sheeps for the sheeps <:mmf:602294293138505748>

in wales that's their way of life

Welcome to anyone new

succ me off

My first class was dope

I’m the kinda goon who enjoy school

wtf

how old are you

20

I’ve been out of school since I was 17

im lost

How

are u in uni or something

because that is super bluepilled

Community college

get a trade

Uni is nigger tier

everyone knows tradies get the ladies

I don’t want a trade

Im an apprentice electrician doing automation and shits dope

I’m going to become a teacher in some small town school and fuck off in the middle of nowhere forever

Nice Plan

Once I get my associates I’m gonna start subbing to see if I actually enjoy it before I pay for more school

paying for school

hahahahahahhahahahaha

sux to be u

Cause rn college is cheap, I’m getting financial aid

Pretty much going for free

I litterally get paid by my employer to go to college

Yeah trades do be that way