Message from @malcomist
Discord ID: 624820635645902870
I’d never fap at my desk
I use yo mama
I’d never fap at my desk
I can only nut comfortably in bed
Ha have fun with ur fat black gf
Jerking off is just a fucking mess
even in bed
How
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Cum before the precum starts getting on your hands and aim at the towel
varg
wht
No it's because im lazy and just cum at the blanket
If you fap at your desk you are an animal
then i flip it over
Bruh
Yeah fr
I can’t nut standing either
Mobile lying down
Or on the toilet at a fixed angle
^
the only two true positions
I must spread my skull
Based homeless wank
Toilet nuts are the most ergonomic
You can just nut directly in to the bowl
y’all weird
or just cum in the shower
Then flush it
i cum in the fuck
I came once in an international flight
inb4 gotta fucking clean the shower now
I can’t nut in the shower either
I only jerk off in the restroom when the showers on
So nobody can hear
I can only nut laying down
go to the doctor
I just take a shower/bath mix when I'm lazy
get help