Remember

and brain said

nah bitch

Reality is opposite of dream

I believe Mick has a flat ass shaped like a shovel and no hips for child bearing and no hands for butter churning

i'll pump some fat into her legs

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My ass probably thicker

DOUBT

Damn skeep slide me some cake

hard doubt

I have a big ass

mick mad she's being dabbed and nae naed on by a fellow cavebro

i did sbort

u swine

ur

Send me pictures of your fucking leg

You absolute twig

would never

Skeep

What cursed creature is this

This heathen u bring amongst us

yegs

Don't do that to parakeets

You don't deserve keet

YEGS

mig has to nae nae for redemption

you wanted yegs i give you yegs

Mick has to send me butthole in dms for her redemption arc to take place

This reminds me of the time my friends and I decided to play Snow White. The only problem was we’re all dudes and no one wanted to actually be Snow White, so I ended being the stupid girl. We made a compromise though and decided there wouldn’t be a prince cause I didn’t wanna do any gay stuff. Anyway, we trampled out into the woods singing and stuff and I acted like I could talk to the birds and tried not to get my dress dirty. When we reached a clearing near an old shack, we stopped and decided that would be the perfect spot. So I drew a pentagram and lay down in it on the ground like I was dead and my buddies all opened their pantaloons and started violently thrashing at their throbbing boners until splashing my face with their sticky, warm goo. After that we went back to playing Snow White and got some choco tacos at 7Eleven.

Ty jimbo

nibs stay askin for butthole

ima pass

Stop condemning the horny to an early grave

u filthy harlot

tfw no big rig truck bum in dms 😔

getting that big nig bum

be it by blade or by begging

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