My libtard bih didnt neither

She has some nendoroids, likes nintendie games and has a collection of knives

But she did go through this dyke phase where she shaved her hair and told me she wanted to watch me fuck another woman

she was also not turned off when I talked about what gun I wanted to get

Holy shit

Guns are our last form of defense against tyranny

Foreign and domestic

^

Gonna get one for the boat

Good

Personally want a long range rifle because I'm gay and like long distance fucking

Imagine how much fun sex is on a boat

But i might invest in a shotgun

Don't you fall off the bed

Imagine two retards without sea legs just slamming meat on the boat

It's literally `THe MoTiON OFThE oCEaN`

I'm gonna cream her crop just u watch

Good on ya m8

good luck

Show that bitch who's boss

you even don't need a gun

Show her the true meaning of big boss

Shut up switzfag

That's why u have refugees

Just jump off the boat you asshole

Haha

As they say in more cultured societies

"cope"

The only culture I found there is hollywood

Why'd you go to Hollywood then retard

Everyone gets mad and says america has no culture

Uh rock and roll

It's the only intersting place

Apple pie

4th of July

with los angeles for e3

We left your lame asses over in Europe

You went to the worst fucking places possible you retard

Cane over here and did our own shit

And now you're all upset at us that you didnt have the idea first

Tourists are parasites