smh

ty pup

literal poop ass

hopefully bradley doesn’t produce any babies

the tonk?

I think its qute

lizerds on da sun

😎

I have done the unthinkable, I have calculated Abbacchio's Dick Length.

Alright, lets get started. I'm using that frame of Abbacchio pissing in the teapot to calculate his cock size. Using the Pythagorean Theorum and the average male hand width, we can determine that 3.30 inches = 144.641 pixels; 43.83060606060606 pixels per inch. That means abaccio's cock is 4.484081277092941‬ inches long from the outside. Now, what if we calculate in the fact that he might not be fully chubbed? If we assume 4.484081277092941‬ is soft, then we have to determine if hes a grower or a shower, but, in addition to that, the length for a cock has to be measured from the mons pubis, the pelvic bone. Compensating for clothes and the layers of fat on top of his pelvic bone, that adds an additional 1 inch to cock size, making his flaccid/hard size 5.484081277092941‬ inches. Now showers are people who's cock grows 10% on average. If Abbacchio is a shower, that makes his dick size roughly 6.032489404802235‬ inches at full mast. However, if he was a grower that means he gains an average of 50% in length. That would make his cock 8.226121915639412 inches, ‬which is an absolute monster. So, I've determined that Abbacchio's cock length is 5.484081277092941 inches‬ if he was hard in that frame, and anywhere from 6.032489404802235‬ inches to 8.226121915639412 inches‬ in length if he wasn't. Since growers make up a majority of the population, there is a 79% chance his dick is 8.226121915639412‬ inches long.

wow upvoted

thanks for gold kind stanhngr

I poop on my friends animals

Everytime my friends are not watching their animals, I just shit on them. Is funny how my friends react with a shocking face because they think that their animals just shit in the air and somehow go in the face.

Stupid stupid stupid

Dog

Don't make me get me mallet

rick

mullet

get a mullet

Welcome

Thank youu ^^

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Mullets are eopuic

skeeb has mullet

but women are not

bote don’t you have long hair

get a mullet

send mullet pics

i will get on the boat

@Yush poop lmao

ooo

oooohooooo

@pup what?

OOooOOOOOOO

That monke got a hand

Hush, yush

You fucking dumb bitch

Idiot retard

get

a fucking