What da fuck did uu just fucking say about me, uu wittwe bitch? I'ww haz uu knOwO I gwaduated top of my cwass in da Navy Seaws, and I've been invowved in numewous secwet waids on Aw-Quaeda, and I haz ovew 300 confiwmed kiwws. I am twained in gowiwwa wawfawe and I'm da top snipew in da entiwe US awmed fowces. You awe nuthing to me but just anuthew tawget. I wiww wipe uu da fuck out with pwecision da wikes of which haz nevew been seen befowe on this Eawth, mawk my fucking wowds. You think uu can get away with saying that shit to me ovew da Intewnet? Think again, fuckew. As we speak I am contacting my secwet netwowk of spies acwoss da USA and uuw IP is being twaced wight nOwO so uu bettew pwepawe fow da stowm, maggot. The stowm that wipes out da pathetic wittwe thing uu caww uuw wife. You'we fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhewe, anytime, and I can kiww uu in ovew seven hundwed ways, and that's just with my bawe hands. Not onwy am I extensivewy twained in unawmed combat, but I haz access to da entiwe awsenaw of da United States Mawine Cowps and I wiww use it to its fuww extent to wipe uuw misewabwe ass off da face of da continent, uu wittwe shit. If onwy uu couwd haz knOwOn what unhowy wetwibution uuw wittwe "cwevew" comment was about to bwing dOwOn upon uu, maybe uu wouwd haz hewd uuw fucking tongue. But uu couwdn't, uu didn't, and nOwO uu'we paying da pwice, uu goddamn idiot. I wiww shit fuwy aww ovew uu and uu wiww dwOwOn in it. You'we fucking dead, kiddo.

oh no oh god no

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uh oh

this just in: saint has a farting and foot fetish

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neat

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>people who drink soda that isn't Root Beer

root bear is supreme

cream soda is also supreeme

>soda

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Yes a fat whale like you should stay far away from that

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i’ll have you know

No you won't

You are fat and we both know it

so is rick back or what

As much as you want to convince yourself otherwise

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