but yeah i signed paperwork today for car

unfortunately I need to drive for 40 hours with someone over 25 but whoop de doo I dont know anyone that fits that description but my boss

"h-hey boss let me drive in your car"

so now im drinkan coffee, looking at images of itty bitty kitty titties, and getting ready to go lift

you dont have a license?

spend a week in RI we can drive for 40 hours

moorchant i could die for you

i wouldnt ask that of u

tfw nogf

tfw no gf

redpill me on slowdrive girl

do you call them slowdrive on purpose or no

i thought that was their name

its dive

wow dont care

but anyway she was a cute back in the early 90s

no no

i mean the girl youre taking to the concert

uh i dont have one yet

oh that was all speculative i guess

sad tan man

i have until november

btw I got my adidas tracksuit

its all good

sweg

I also got matching adidas shortshorts

+5 to squat

kawaii desu uguuu

pix

wow stop being gay anytime

lel

das cool

i can now fit into shirts they sell at normal stores

also why the fuck do they sell golden girls tshirts in the male section at target

>dude i just got word that the biggest faggot in the world is coming to OUR SHOP RIGHT NOW
>holy shit, you know what to do
>get it out of storage

lolol

who member that one girl sven talked about in like shoah #5

where there was a girl that wanted to make it a meme to "come out fash"

if i do not 🅱cquire gf soon, I'm going to rape someone