Du bist Gott, Herr Maple

Maple spread your syrup all over me

Maple syrup is better than holy water

Santa might be generous this year deeds

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All I got from that deeds was Mr.Maple

Is that code word for molestation

I said you are God <:happy:641289653894381578>

Ah well thank you

P-Please don't probe my anus this year

I'm very sensitive as you know

Have you been a naughty boy this year😉

No papa

@Deeds I speak Finnish, Swedish and English

Then you might receive my blessings

I look forward to it

I could've taken German, French and Russian at school but I chose not to because as a teenager I was an underachiever

At school I had the choice of English and or Spanish

I had a choice of French or french

I kinda wanna learn Chinese and/or Japanese

Spanish or German for me

And I'm still complete ass at the language

And I ain't no spic

I'm an Aryan chad

Deeds is the kind of guy to get railed by a Canadian

Why do you speak Arabic then?

I'm Algerian

It's my ***native*** language

@malcomist R-Railed <:blushing:515034082065776640>

That sounds

Very lewd

Oh dear

Oh my ex is Moroccan

it is..

What makes you think you're Aryan?

Because I said so

taste of his semen

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W-What is it grand elder Maple

Ok habibi