Message from @malcomist

Discord ID: 655462863640592413


2019-12-14 17:32:04 UTC  

<:blushing:515034082065776640>

2019-12-14 17:32:17 UTC  

my hip once went out of location for 3 seconds after i accidentally popped it

2019-12-14 17:32:24 UTC  

it hurt

2019-12-14 17:32:36 UTC  

mig i'm gonna dislocate your hip

2019-12-14 17:33:03 UTC  

when i used to swim that’d happen to me almost every time i did a flip turn

2019-12-14 17:33:16 UTC  

sometimes on the start

2019-12-14 17:33:22 UTC  

ayye me too

2019-12-14 17:33:28 UTC  

aaaye

2019-12-14 17:33:40 UTC  

we broken bay bee

2019-12-14 17:33:55 UTC  

we have best hips

2019-12-14 17:34:02 UTC  

damn straight

2019-12-14 17:34:18 UTC  

mig did u swim in school

2019-12-14 17:34:33 UTC  

I'm going to cause a state of emergency

2019-12-14 17:34:39 UTC  

this is a threat

2019-12-14 17:34:47 UTC  

I swam in school and peed in the pool

2019-12-14 17:34:52 UTC  

i did competitive from elementary to senior year of highschool

2019-12-14 17:34:52 UTC  

demon level threat incoming

2019-12-14 17:35:06 UTC  

aaaye me too i was the club leader back then

2019-12-14 17:35:19 UTC  

i was varsity captain my senior year

2019-12-14 17:35:20 UTC  

<:blushing:515034082065776640>

2019-12-14 17:35:24 UTC  

<@553618484215545858> stay hydrated. This is a threat.

2019-12-14 17:35:32 UTC  

i still have the taste of chlorine in my mouth

2019-12-14 17:35:45 UTC  

yeah. swimming kind of sucks

2019-12-14 17:36:07 UTC  

THAT WARM WATER OOOOOOOOOOH YEEEAAAAAAAA

2019-12-14 17:36:11 UTC  

we got pulled from our pool a couple of times because it had “toxic levels of chlorine”

2019-12-14 17:36:22 UTC  

my bidet has warm water

2019-12-14 17:36:23 UTC  

damn

2019-12-14 17:36:32 UTC  

That explains why you act the way you do today

2019-12-14 17:36:33 UTC  

they never check the chlorine levels here

2019-12-14 17:36:48 UTC  

the air quality was real bad

2019-12-14 17:37:03 UTC  

lungs ded

2019-12-14 17:37:12 UTC  

every year during the first week of the season everyone would develop this horrible cough

2019-12-14 17:37:23 UTC  

Drink the chlorine water one year into drinking Albanian cum the next

2019-12-14 17:38:10 UTC  

my eyes were always red too

2019-12-14 17:38:18 UTC  

hair always dry

2019-12-14 17:38:24 UTC  

i drink gallons of chlorine

2019-12-14 17:38:43 UTC  

i like breaking my hair when it dries

2019-12-14 17:38:51 UTC  

it was satisfying

2019-12-14 17:38:59 UTC  

oooh i used to jam my fingertips on the lane lines all the got dam time

2019-12-14 17:39:16 UTC  

that was always fun

2019-12-14 17:40:11 UTC  

<@553618484215545858> ball check drop your drawers