Omfg

😑

If he doesn’t make your ovaries burst within a few strokes he small

Excuse me

Delete that

Idk I didn’t take biology

God dammit rick

I know you're being ironic but

I fully believe in that statement

mfw my ovarian cyst i didnt know i had ruptured during intercourse <:pup:630103302981287957>

Mfw have no uterus

<:stinky:626098154085023756>

Mfw have 3 kidney tubes

;-;

Mfw my face when <:kissy:641289801764438036>

Have your uterus removed so he can go in raw

<:sam:513280442443628554>

What’s a kidney tube

Tfw trying to eat lunch

Cool paragraph

Seems legit

I bet you can’t even read

I can't

I can’t you are right

same

So don’t say anything bad or my mommy won’t read it back to me

My 3rd kidney tube mightve fused

Oof

Idk

Doctor said it could when i get older that was 4 years ago

Imagine having kidneys...

<a:owoGiggle:560954846753325067>

So it couldve by now i could in the future or it might never

Either way i have a medical excuse to piss when i want

Nioce

Name checks out

Just pee yourself lol

Aw fuck yeah

Just get a pee bag

It saves you time, money, and c-c-c-cash