Is this what zoomers do in 2019

Imagine the smell...

Absolutely disgusting

Pound your head into a brick wall

Is that you

You’re ugly

Y’ever forget to take your pants off until it’s too late

You pee on your socks?

I take baths like a normal person

Yes

Also life pro tip

Wipe before you shit

It saves you time

Who bathes when they shave...

Why though

You do?

Shaving behind the knees?

Oh you mean shaving your legs

That makes more sense

Why not just get laser or electro though..

It’ll save you time, money, let alone cash

Why not

Who doesn’t like smooth legs

Plus you can show off your legs without feeling self conscious

>wearing ripped jeans

>wearing jeans

I own 2 pairs of jeans

For casual but not so casual you don’t need to wear any trousers

Yes

Your life is a joke

Imagine not wearing pajamas most of the time...

Imagine not wearing just a sweater most the time...

Shave your legs but never your pubes

Or you’ll sound like a dying walrus when trying to have sex

Grow your pubes until they’re longer than your dick

That way you can unsheath it ansd girls will be surprised

Oh they don’t

Maybe you’ve just got small pubes hahahahaha

Oh

That shouldn’t matter for *you* anyway

I’m saying you’ve got a small penis

Don’t worry

Small penis is cute

Who doesn’t

It’s cute

Small dicks are fwicking adorable

Who wants to get fucked by tiny dick man

You fuck tiny dick man

That’s what makes it fun

Yes

Obese hairy neets 👅

Don’t kink shame me

Well I wouldn’t if they have brown nipples

That’d just be putrid

Did you see in that one episode of South Park all the brown nipple people are ugly

How do brown nipples happen in normal color

Mixed

Gross...

Asians ewwwwww

Asians hab eensy teensy penis

Imagine not being estrogen intolerant

Lol

Low T betas

Ronic

What squad

Zoomers ewwww

I’d tap that

Gross

>girls

It’s not gay

If it’s straight

What’s gay about liking small dick

Besides I don’t really like small dick I just like dominating small dicked ‘males’

>female

Gross

Wo*men disgust me

Did you know girls bleed from their anus every month

That’s gross

Really

Not the anus

Then why does it come from the crotchular department

Do girls really grow a penis every month and have to cut it off..

If he doesn’t make your ovaries burst within a few strokes he small

Idk I didn’t take biology

Have your uterus removed so he can go in raw

What’s a kidney tube

I bet you can’t even read

Imagine having kidneys...

Just pee yourself lol

It saves you time, money, and c-c-c-cash

You don’t have to go to the toilet

You just pee

Or you don’t have to stop sleeping you just pee

No you don’t haha

That’s gross

Besides you have to wash your clothes anyway