like his legs?

or his demeanor

like his all

lol

soft ass nigga

all of the above

i wish my fucking retarded roomate didnt have to go out for some shit tonight

i would be cuddlin my boi rite now

this is bullshit

oof

relatable

well i'ma go shower now

i have been too stinky for too long

uh oh

stinky

poopy

pee pee

plz

its been less than 24hrs since my last shower

its already killin me

Omg

You guys are funny

no u

funny lookin

damn right

heres my irl pic

Hot

jew avidaniel

ty bb

here to please

but for realsies now

i gotta shower

gotta be squeaky clean for my dinner date

dinner date

fuck

i wish

that comes after

oh

i havent actually updated you lads yet

the guy ive been seeing for about 2 weeks has finally caved to my retard charms

i now have a cute bf