You guys are funny

no u

funny lookin

damn right

heres my irl pic

Hot

jew avidaniel

ty bb

here to please

but for realsies now

i gotta shower

gotta be squeaky clean for my dinner date

dinner date

fuck

i wish

that comes after

oh

i havent actually updated you lads yet

the guy ive been seeing for about 2 weeks has finally caved to my retard charms

i now have a cute bf

i shall no longer partake in the no bf burger

its a bit freaky though

i had just thought we were really good friends

just a coupla no homo bromos

but we went out to see the new star wars together

and uhh

he laid he head on me

and said i was his bf

its kind of sad really

the fact that i hadn't noticed that we have basically been going on dates every now and then for a bit

and that he had been dropping hints left and right

he sent me a pic of him in thigh highs and i didnt think anything of it

real retard nigga hours

but yeah, i have woo'd a boy

and im playing it off as if it was all intentional

because im a smooth motherfucker

can someone post something please

anything

Bravo

if i can do it, anyone can

except mig