Sometimes I see really cute girls as suggested friends on Facebook

I wish it wasn't weird for me to message them like "hey ur real fuckin cute"

You know who else finds really cute girls in suggested friends on facebook

*my mom*

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ok muscle man

Yeah I never do that

My computer isnt working

I never message anyone I don’t know actually

I hope it works tomorrow

maybe i sleeb time

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You know who else has sleeb time

your mom

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U know who else is ridiculously cute

..

Mig

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stob it u

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Cute

This my mom shit came around full circle ngl

Was saying it ironically then got annoyed now im sayong it unironically

My mom jokes r actually funny now

And i couldn't tell u y

You know who else couldn't tell u y

*MY MOM*

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why fart smell bad

Cuz u have sulfur in ye bum

He got a lot of tings in he bum

Yeah bit evryone have sulfur in them

Me rocketing sulfur into Beth’s mouth

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You know who else rockets sulfur into Beth's mouth

pee out mouth

My mom

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