Message from @Eris

Discord ID: 492213497648775169


2018-09-20 05:54:10 UTC  

Neither do I actually

2018-09-20 05:54:17 UTC  

Not knowing how to use a razor can really fuck you up

2018-09-20 05:55:32 UTC  

you have to really fuck up to cut your legs at all while shaving

2018-09-20 05:55:53 UTC  

never move the blade laterally

2018-09-20 05:56:05 UTC  

its that simple

2018-09-20 05:58:08 UTC  

Hmmm

2018-09-20 05:58:35 UTC  

1. Use NAIR to deforest the bush

2018-09-20 05:58:50 UTC  

(DO NOT LEAVE IT ON TOO LONG, PUT IT ON AND THEN RINSE IT OFF)

2018-09-20 05:59:04 UTC  

2. Get in the shower and get everything wet and soapy

2018-09-20 05:59:13 UTC  

3. Apply shaving gel/foam/butter (butter is best!)

2018-09-20 05:59:19 UTC  

4. Shave WITH the grain

2018-09-20 05:59:25 UTC  

5. Apply shaving gel/foam/butter (butter is best!)

2018-09-20 05:59:30 UTC  

6. Shave AGAINST the grain

2018-09-20 05:59:40 UTC  

7. SCRUB SCRUB SCRUB with an exfoliator

2018-09-20 05:59:47 UTC  

8. pat-dry, do not rub

2018-09-20 05:59:53 UTC  

9. Apply moisturizer

2018-09-20 06:00:03 UTC  

Repeat steps 2-9 daily

2018-09-20 06:00:18 UTC  

Okee

2018-09-20 06:00:24 UTC  

Ill screencap that

2018-09-20 06:00:29 UTC  

always use a good, sharp razor

2018-09-20 06:00:42 UTC  

cheap disposable ones will last two or three shaves max

2018-09-20 06:00:46 UTC  

before they start cutting you

2018-09-20 06:00:54 UTC  

when a razor is dull or irregular

2018-09-20 06:00:58 UTC  

it will catch against hairs

2018-09-20 06:01:03 UTC  

and when it catches, it will move laterally a bit

2018-09-20 06:01:06 UTC  

which will cut you

2018-09-20 06:01:09 UTC  

^

2018-09-20 06:01:59 UTC  

Okay

2018-09-20 06:02:58 UTC  

Thankyouu

2018-09-20 06:03:02 UTC  

😊

2018-09-20 06:03:16 UTC  

You just have to know what you are doing when you shave

2018-09-20 06:04:15 UTC  

That way you dont fuck up

2018-09-20 06:04:36 UTC  

For some reason a lot of the guys in track shave their legs. Maybe if I join track it'll give me an excuse to

2018-09-20 06:04:53 UTC  

it dramatically reduces your wind resistance

2018-09-20 06:04:59 UTC  

^

2018-09-20 06:05:09 UTC  

see also swimming

2018-09-20 06:05:22 UTC  

We dont have a swimming team

2018-09-20 06:05:28 UTC  

Having smooth legs gives you a bunch of advantages

2018-09-20 06:06:21 UTC  

i cant swim tbqh

2018-09-20 06:06:39 UTC  

Why?

2018-09-20 06:06:43 UTC  

never learned