Eris believes in the Lord, but doesnt believe he is the only god and also believes he is evil or something.

sorta

Its pretty dumb

I think i might agree with Eris lol

i mean ok

😡

you're telling me there's a being called "the great deceiver"

and most people know who he is and ignore him?

Jesus is kind of a dick ngl

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Hey guys while you all kill eachother over wether im real or not, i'll just be here, sipping my god juice

seems pretty obvious that the great deceiver deceives a great many people

also some of you wont live past childbirth

oops

problem of evil is a bad argument

^

Whenever someone tells me that god made no mistakes, I wonder why men have hair around the asshole and why women are just bleeding machines scientifically meant to breed

lol

where's the mistake?

@MoonlightRae okay this is actually a really good take

Eris do you like to rim hairy ass?

no

What about that part where he said women cant get haircuts

but i dont like to rim ass at all

so

i love how people just ignore parts of the bible

Hairy ass is not good

@gavinnn I dont believe that was in the New Testament

Same

Ill have to check though

plus if god loves everyone and forgives us all why is there a hell?

Hell is for people who refuse to be with god

People who don't want to be with god

Thats where they go

Lmao I was raised to believe that if there was any sin in your heart when you did you’d go to hell so if I was cleansed on my deathbed bit I said a curse word as I died, whoooooops

why would you not wanna be with god if hell is literally eternal torture?

So I guess if I married a girl I’m going to hell :T

literally if a serial killer just goes to church god is like "yeah your fine now dont worry b"

@gavinnn the eternal torture of hell is actually permanently being separated from God

@MoonlightRae you were taught wrong

you arent automatically saved just because you go to church