Message from @Eris

Discord ID: 516908551852261377


2018-11-27 09:05:49 UTC  

I do have french genes

2018-11-27 09:05:54 UTC  

Damn

2018-11-27 09:05:59 UTC  

A frog and native

2018-11-27 09:06:01 UTC  

Cause the french raped the natives

2018-11-27 09:06:24 UTC  

I just hate my genes

2018-11-27 09:06:48 UTC  

if we killed all the natives he wouldnt be born at all

2018-11-27 09:07:36 UTC  

Would be a good thing <:tvhink:495047448876679188>

2018-11-27 09:07:59 UTC  

I would

2018-11-27 09:08:08 UTC  

I have 0% native american genes 😃

2018-11-27 09:20:50 UTC  

I won a war against the king france (not the emperor of france) for Flanders and now my name is even bigger. The Emperor died and so my sister who was married to him is now betrothed to the boyking of france to seal our peace pact.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/489003669493121031/516906234318684160/unknown.png

2018-11-27 09:21:10 UTC  

good luck with that buddy she's possessed by a demon

2018-11-27 09:23:09 UTC  

based

2018-11-27 09:28:10 UTC  

she was literally conceived in a demonic ritual where my dad impregnated a witch

2018-11-27 09:28:56 UTC  

He is going to sacrifice the ones he loves for power

2018-11-27 09:29:04 UTC  

To rule the perfect kingdom

2018-11-27 09:29:14 UTC  

all of my siblings including myself are the children of witches except one of my sisters who was actually born from my dad's wife

2018-11-27 09:29:24 UTC  

she's a bit snooty

2018-11-27 09:29:37 UTC  

you should take over braben

2018-11-27 09:29:42 UTC  

invade

2018-11-27 09:29:56 UTC  

braben?

2018-11-27 09:30:02 UTC  

brabant?

2018-11-27 09:30:06 UTC  

Yee

2018-11-27 09:30:11 UTC  

maybe

2018-11-27 09:30:14 UTC  

Sorry my eyes are bad

2018-11-27 09:30:14 UTC  

i dont have any claims

2018-11-27 09:30:19 UTC  

Koln is my uncle

2018-11-27 09:30:19 UTC  

Fabricate some

2018-11-27 09:30:24 UTC  

And take koln

2018-11-27 09:30:26 UTC  

my other uncle controls the eastern duchy of my kingdom

2018-11-27 09:30:31 UTC  

nah he's based

2018-11-27 09:30:40 UTC  

That would give you a good foothold

2018-11-27 09:30:42 UTC  

he's my heir we have seniority succession

2018-11-27 09:30:47 UTC  

that dude's my nigga

2018-11-27 09:30:58 UTC  

he killed the king of france for me in single combat

2018-11-27 09:30:59 UTC  

at least brabant

2018-11-27 09:31:17 UTC  

Brabant will let you fuck with france hardcore

2018-11-27 09:31:50 UTC  

Are you allies with the irish?

2018-11-27 09:32:54 UTC  

no those dudes are gay

2018-11-27 09:32:58 UTC  

i'm allied with italians

2018-11-27 09:33:05 UTC  

actually no that fell through

2018-11-27 09:33:09 UTC  

i'm allied with englishmen