reminds me of the time i went to my GF's house when i wasnt supposed to be there cause it was late

her bed was in the middle of the room

so i laid down between the far wall and the bed

out of view of the door

and her mom kept coming in and being like "I hear voices whuts goin on"

and i hid

and like the fourth time she peeked

and looked at me with a smug look and was like "Hello there"

She liked me so she just laughed and told me to go home

fun times

Epic

Sounds pretty fun

that gf tried to cuck me tho

she was pansexual before there was a pansexual we just called her the town bike

she was like

"i like you but i want this other guy nick to fuck me"

and i was like wtf no and broke up with her

i have never been dumped btw i am peak chad

Same

Good girl

Anytime I got wind of them wanting to leave

Get someone that sticks with you

I dumped them first

i dumped my first gf cause she was into ayn rand

i still think about that time i totally coulda hecc'd her

dumb me

My best relationship had the most kino breakup song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxUATkpMQ8A

^Had them play this at senior prom, and read a message where I called her an ice queen and a bitter witch

cahd

chad

I'm the cool based loser on the left

She ended up getting with the legit goober and she cheated on him in a week

God times were simple back then

oh fuck

canadian netflix has Fargo

this VPN owns

But now Eris has a bigger cock than her gf

If eris was a gf(female) I would totally bang

Eris is a girl