Message from @Dion

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2019-04-22 08:42:39 UTC  

2019-04-22 08:42:40 UTC  

<@&489004457007513601> Why is your state so shit with its pet laws smh

2019-04-22 08:42:47 UTC  

libtards

2019-04-22 08:43:00 UTC  

we outlawed fuckin pianos last election

2019-04-22 08:43:05 UTC  

cause muh ivory market

2019-04-22 08:43:06 UTC  

Nigga wat

2019-04-22 08:43:07 UTC  

Wait

2019-04-22 08:43:08 UTC  

Wait

2019-04-22 08:43:09 UTC  

Wait

2019-04-22 08:43:10 UTC  

Wait

2019-04-22 08:43:11 UTC  

WHAT!

2019-04-22 08:43:14 UTC  

Ok

2019-04-22 08:43:17 UTC  

pianos are NOT ALLOW

2019-04-22 08:43:21 UTC  

Bruh

2019-04-22 08:43:43 UTC  

Alright im going to convince my fiancé that Oregon is not the right state for us

2019-04-22 08:43:55 UTC  

what pet laws you got a problem with

2019-04-22 08:44:01 UTC  

pretty sure you can keep her in a cage no problem

2019-04-22 08:44:05 UTC  

Wild cats

2019-04-22 08:44:12 UTC  

?

2019-04-22 08:44:14 UTC  

Like servals

2019-04-22 08:44:18 UTC  

or bobcats

2019-04-22 08:44:31 UTC  

pls do not have wild animals as pets

2019-04-22 08:44:34 UTC  

its not nice

2019-04-22 08:45:16 UTC  

agree

2019-04-22 08:45:27 UTC  

If it was a cougar

2019-04-22 08:45:34 UTC  

yeah i get it

2019-04-22 08:45:42 UTC  

but servals are easily domesticated

2019-04-22 08:45:52 UTC  

Catch wild racoons, they are highly intelligent and only sometimes have rabies

2019-04-22 08:46:02 UTC  

Racoons are nice

2019-04-22 08:46:04 UTC  

And crows

2019-04-22 08:46:22 UTC  

I cant see that going wrong at all lol

I can barely deal with my Rottweiler let alone that shit

2019-04-22 08:46:46 UTC  

Dogs are easy though

2019-04-22 08:47:34 UTC  

>easily domesticated

2019-04-22 08:47:38 UTC  

thats not how it works

2019-04-22 08:47:45 UTC  

domestication is genetic and takes hundreds of years

2019-04-22 08:47:48 UTC  

servals can be *tamed*

2019-04-22 08:48:10 UTC  

also raccoons are FRICKING ADORABLE

2019-04-22 08:48:20 UTC  

Trash dogs

2019-04-22 08:48:53 UTC  

Trash pandas

2019-04-22 08:49:50 UTC  

Also i found a pic of a bean plush in its natural habitat doing its mating ritual where it dances in hopes of finding a mate to suckle on in hopes of reproducing

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/489003669493121031/569807062402596894/D4uMjlpWkAALYv3.jpg

2019-04-22 08:49:55 UTC  

Such majestic creatures