nigger

<@&489004457007513601>

Oh god its this bot

It Dms me when i level up

What

What the fuck

What the fuck is that

am i

reading that right?

Do you do horse cum

Whats so funny

Do u sniff it?

Oh

I thought u where doing horse cum

like

instead of weed, just sniff cum

i can imagine u sniffing cum tbh

uhhh

What

Oh yeah, im moving to Oregon next year <:Golden:487887063249846273>

But

Might change mind cause of pet laws

niggas dont let me own a serval

<@&489004457007513601> Why is your state so shit with its pet laws smh

Wait

Wait

Wait

Wait

WHAT!

Ok

Bruh

Alright im going to convince my fiancé that Oregon is not the right state for us

Wild cats

Like servals

or bobcats

If it was a cougar

yeah i get it

but servals are easily domesticated

Racoons are nice

And crows

Dogs are easy though

Trash pandas

Also i found a pic of a bean plush in its natural habitat doing its mating ritual where it dances in hopes of finding a mate to suckle on in hopes of reproducing

Such majestic creatures

Those beans look abused

I am starting a bean sanctuary

I love animals

and the bean is such a majestic creature

its sad that they are hunted for there pelts

to be made into stuffed animals

Also eris

How many times have u been banned on twitter

it seems u got a new account every week

hehhehehe

Those make me sick

I mean im 19 and 14 year olds sound the same age as me 😦

I havnt gone groceries shopping in a while so my diet is 100% rice right now lol

Oh yeah

Wait

<@&489004457007513601> did u just get a chasity cage

I thought u would have already had a collection lmao

Just read chat

U cried at end game

LMAO

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Only reason i watched any marvel movies as of late

is cause i decided to watch it on my sisters netflix account when i was bored

smh crying cause thanos died smh my head

Get fucked u French nigger king

a ton

Link is so much better then extella

The combat is a billion times better

items actually matter

and PVP is actually pretty fun

Yeah

Its actually pretty decent

with the new combat system

it supports pvp

Also PVP has everything unlocked so its not a grind fest

but story is a grind fest

howerver

u can unlock skins to use in PVP by playing story mode or extra

Like milf mode

Oh yeah they finally released new dlcs and a patch yesterday

Now i can be s.w.a.t Gilgamesh

Gilgamesh is such a broken servant

i just recorded soloing the 2nd hardest boss mission when the 3 boss's where almost twice my level

i am only level 84 and Tamamo, Nero, and Altera are level 150

reason i did the 2nd last boss

is cause the final boss's model lags the fuck out of my pc

and the final boss battle has 2 of him for the extra difficulty

Also Neros boobs are way bigger then i thought

That makes zero sense

u troglodyte

Wife found out i got drunk last night <a:TRIGGERED:564921250040905743>

And there is a family get together today

Lol i post a meme

and dinki calls me a transphobe